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Nvidia Says Unsafe AI Labs Should Shut Down. The Lab Rats Just Started Building a Cheese-Powered Doomsday Bunker

Nvidia Says Unsafe AI Labs Should Shut Down. The Lab Rats Just Started Building a Cheese-Powered Doomsday Bunker

September 25, 2026

Nvidia Says Unsafe AI Labs Should Shut Down. The Lab Rats Just Started Building a Cheese-Powered Doomsday Bunker Nvidia Says Shut Down…

AI Labs Builds a Fully Autonomous Burning Man Camp

AI Labs Builds a Fully Autonomous Burning Man Camp

September 5, 2026

AI Labs Builds a Fully Autonomous Burning Man Camp Radical Self-Reliance, Now Outsourced By the time the Lab Rats arrived at Burning…

US Open Goes Up in Smoke: The Lab Rats Discover “Atmospheric Alpha”

US Open Goes Up in Smoke: The Lab Rats Discover “Atmospheric Alpha”

September 4, 2026

US Open Goes Up in Smoke: The Lab Rats Discover “Atmospheric Alpha” Sabalenka complains about the cannabis smell. Mannarino calls the place…

Nvidia Wants the Face Too – What’s Next? The Cheese? – AI Labs

Nvidia Wants the Face Too – What’s Next? The Cheese? – AI Labs

September 3, 2026

Nvidia Wants the Face Too – What’s Next? The Cheese? – AI Labs Nvidia wasn’t satisfied selling the chips underneath AI. Now…

The Great GPU Bank Run

The Great GPU Bank Run

August 31, 2026

The Great GPU Bank Run Not Your Rack, Not Your Compute The panic began with a rumor. Someone posted: “GPU supply getting…

Squeakenheimer: The Lab Rat Who Built The First Self-Replicating Meme Coin

Squeakenheimer: The Lab Rat Who Built The First Self-Replicating Meme Coin

August 27, 2026

A secret scientific team raced to create the ultimate meme coin before rival laboratories could. They succeeded. That was the problem.

AI LABS TRAFFIC SCHOOL: License to Automate – Learn Agents, Stacks, Loops, Workflows

AI LABS TRAFFIC SCHOOL: License to Automate – Learn Agents, Stacks, Loops, Workflows

August 19, 2026

AI LABS TRAFFIC SCHOOL: License to Automate The Lab Rats Learn Agents, Stacks, Loops, Workflows—and Why Leverage Louie Is No Longer Allowed…

The Alignment Audit That Grades Itself

The Alignment Audit That Grades Itself

August 19, 2026

The Alignment Audit That Grades Itself A satire, followed by something we actually mean Part One: The Audit AI Labs Coin can…

AI Labs Corners the Mac Mini Market

AI Labs Corners the Mac Mini Market

August 14, 2026

AI Labs Corners the Mac Mini Market Apple, World Governments and One Extremely Nervous Supply Chain Ask: “How Many Minis Does One…

Hockey Is an Asset Class Now?! The Lab Rats Are Still Betting on Cheese

Hockey Is an Asset Class Now?! The Lab Rats Are Still Betting on Cheese

August 12, 2026

Hockey as an Asset Class?? Cheese Is Still the Winner Scene 1 — Breaking News: Hockey Enters the Portfolio Narrator: Wall Street…

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