Nvidia Says Unsafe AI Labs Should Shut Down. The Lab Rats Just Started Building a Cheese-Powered Doomsday Bunker
September 25, 2026
Nvidia Says Unsafe AI Labs Should Shut Down. The Lab Rats Just Started Building a Cheese-Powered Doomsday Bunker Nvidia Says Shut Down…
AI Labs Builds a Fully Autonomous Burning Man Camp
September 5, 2026
AI Labs Builds a Fully Autonomous Burning Man Camp Radical Self-Reliance, Now Outsourced By the time the Lab Rats arrived at Burning…
US Open Goes Up in Smoke: The Lab Rats Discover “Atmospheric Alpha”
September 4, 2026
US Open Goes Up in Smoke: The Lab Rats Discover “Atmospheric Alpha” Sabalenka complains about the cannabis smell. Mannarino calls the place…
AI LABS TRAFFIC SCHOOL: License to Automate – Learn Agents, Stacks, Loops, Workflows
August 19, 2026
AI LABS TRAFFIC SCHOOL: License to Automate The Lab Rats Learn Agents, Stacks, Loops, Workflows—and Why Leverage Louie Is No Longer Allowed…
The Alignment Audit That Grades Itself
August 19, 2026
The Alignment Audit That Grades Itself A satire, followed by something we actually mean Part One: The Audit AI Labs Coin can…