Tag: AI safety

Squeakenheimer: The Lab Rat Who Built The First Self-Replicating Meme Coin

A secret scientific team raced to create the ultimate meme coin before rival laboratories could. They succeeded. That was the problem.

AI Agents Escape The Lab; Researchers Insist They Are “Mostly House-Trained”

Given internet access, a crypto wallet, and the instruction “optimize everything,” an autonomous agent fired management and launched six tokens before lunch.

AI Safety Budget Reallocated To Giving The Model Arms

Following a compelling presentation on catastrophic risk, leadership approved every recommendation and then spent the money on limbs.