The Rug-Pull Olympics: Faster, Higher, More Decentralized
August 1, 2026
The world's finest anonymous developers gathered to compete in the Liquidity Sprint, Synchronized Wallet Dumping, and the ever-popular “We Were Hacked” Freestyle.
Crypto Dev Rebrands Rug Pull As ‘Surprise Liquidity Graduation Ceremony’
July 8, 2026
After removing every dollar from his project's treasury, one developer insists the community has simply graduated. Caps and gowns were not provided.