/*
Theme Name: AI Labs Coin
Theme URI: https://ailabscoin.com
Author: The Lab Mice
Description: The AI Labs Coin parody theme. Makes WordPress posts look exactly like the static site — comic-book newsprint, halftone dots, Bangers headlines, the works. Built to sit alongside the static HTML pages at the document root.
Version: 1.0
License: GPLv2 or later
Text Domain: ailabscoin
Tags: one-column, custom-menu, featured-images, blog
*/


:root{--ink:#141212;--newsprint:#FBF3DF;--mad-yellow:#FFD400;--panic-red:#E4372B;
--crypto-cyan:#19B6D8;--degen-purple:#7B4FD8;--money-green:#17A857;--shadow:6px 6px 0 var(--ink);}
*{margin:0;padding:0;box-sizing:border-box}
html{scroll-behavior:smooth}
body{font-family:'Space Grotesk',sans-serif;background:var(--newsprint);color:var(--ink);overflow-x:hidden;
background-image:radial-gradient(rgba(20,18,18,.07) 1px,transparent 1.5px);background-size:14px 14px;}
h1,h2,h3{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;letter-spacing:.03em;line-height:.95}
.eyebrow{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:.75rem;letter-spacing:.18em}
.fineprint{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.8rem}
a{color:var(--degen-purple)}
/* TICKER */
.ticker-wrap{background:var(--ink);color:var(--mad-yellow);overflow:hidden;white-space:nowrap;border-bottom:4px solid var(--panic-red)}
.ticker{display:inline-block;padding:.45rem 0;animation:scroll 38s linear infinite;font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.8rem}
.ticker span{margin:0 1.6rem}
.up{color:var(--money-green)}.down{color:#ff7b70}
@keyframes scroll{from{transform:translateX(0)}to{transform:translateX(-50%)}}
/* NAV */
.nav{position:sticky;top:0;z-index:60;background:var(--mad-yellow);border-bottom:4px solid var(--ink);
display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;gap:1rem;padding:.55rem 1rem;flex-wrap:wrap}
.nav .logo{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.5rem;color:var(--panic-red);text-decoration:none;
text-shadow:2px 2px 0 var(--ink);transform:rotate(-2deg);display:inline-block}
.nav .logo span{color:var(--ink)}
.nav .links{display:flex;gap:.35rem;flex-wrap:wrap}
.nav .links a{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.68rem;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;
text-decoration:none;color:var(--ink);background:#fff;border:2px solid var(--ink);padding:.35rem .6rem;box-shadow:3px 3px 0 var(--ink);transition:transform .1s}
.nav .links a:hover{transform:translate(-1px,-1px);box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink)}
.nav .links a.here{background:var(--panic-red);color:#fff}
/* HERO */
.hero{position:relative;text-align:center;padding:4.5rem 1rem 5rem;border-bottom:6px solid var(--ink);
background:repeating-linear-gradient(45deg,transparent 0 34px,rgba(228,55,43,.06) 34px 68px),var(--newsprint)}
.hero .masthead{font-size:clamp(3rem,10vw,7.5rem);color:var(--panic-red);
text-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--ink),8px 8px 0 var(--mad-yellow);transform:rotate(-2deg);display:inline-block;
animation:drop .7s cubic-bezier(.2,1.4,.4,1) both}
@keyframes drop{from{transform:rotate(-2deg) translateY(-120px) scale(1.4);opacity:0}to{transform:rotate(-2deg) translateY(0) scale(1);opacity:1}}
.hero .tag{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:clamp(1.2rem,4vw,2rem);margin-top:.6rem;transform:rotate(1deg)}
.hero p.sub{max-width:640px;margin:1.3rem auto 0;font-size:1.02rem}
.sticker{position:absolute;font-family:'Bangers',cursive;padding:.6rem 1rem;border:3px solid var(--ink);
box-shadow:var(--shadow);background:var(--mad-yellow);font-size:1rem;user-select:none;transition:transform .15s;z-index:2}
.sticker:hover{transform:scale(1.12) rotate(0deg)!important;z-index:10}
.burst{background:var(--panic-red);color:#fff;border:none;box-shadow:none;padding:2rem 1.4rem;text-align:center;font-size:.95rem;line-height:1;
clip-path:polygon(50% 0%,61% 12%,78% 5%,80% 22%,97% 25%,88% 40%,100% 50%,88% 60%,97% 75%,80% 78%,78% 95%,61% 88%,50% 100%,39% 88%,22% 95%,20% 78%,3% 75%,12% 60%,0% 50%,12% 40%,3% 25%,20% 22%,22% 5%,39% 12%);
animation:pulse 2.4s ease-in-out infinite}
@keyframes pulse{0%,100%{transform:scale(1) rotate(8deg)}50%{transform:scale(1.08) rotate(8deg)}}
@media(max-width:700px){.sticker{display:none}}
/* SECTIONS */
section{padding:4rem 1.2rem;max-width:1150px;margin:0 auto}
.section-head{text-align:center;margin-bottom:2.4rem}
.section-head h2{font-size:clamp(2rem,6vw,3.4rem);display:inline-block;background:var(--ink);color:var(--mad-yellow);
padding:.3rem 1.4rem .45rem;transform:rotate(-1deg);box-shadow:6px 6px 0 var(--panic-red)}
.section-head .eyebrow{color:var(--panic-red);margin-bottom:.7rem;display:block}
.grid{display:grid;gap:1.5rem}
.g2{grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(300px,1fr))}
.g3{grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(240px,1fr))}
.panel{background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1.4rem;position:relative;transition:transform .15s}
.panel:hover{transform:translate(-2px,-2px) rotate(-.4deg);box-shadow:8px 8px 0 var(--ink)}
.panel h3{font-size:1.5rem;margin:.4rem 0 .2rem;color:var(--panic-red)}
.panel .role{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.68rem;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.12em;color:var(--degen-purple)}
.panel p{font-size:.92rem;margin-top:.55rem;line-height:1.5}
.panel .quote{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.8rem;margin-top:.75rem;padding-top:.65rem;border-top:2px dashed var(--ink)}
.tape{position:absolute;top:-12px;left:50%;transform:translateX(-50%) rotate(-3deg);width:90px;height:24px;
background:rgba(255,212,0,.75);border:1px solid rgba(20,18,18,.25)}
.avatar{font-size:3rem;line-height:1}
/* BUTTONS */
.btn{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.15rem;letter-spacing:.04em;background:var(--mad-yellow);
border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:.55rem 1.4rem;cursor:pointer;transition:transform .1s,box-shadow .1s;color:var(--ink)}
.btn:hover{transform:translate(-2px,-2px);box-shadow:8px 8px 0 var(--ink)}
.btn:active{transform:translate(4px,4px);box-shadow:1px 1px 0 var(--ink)}
.btn.red{background:var(--panic-red);color:#fff}.btn.cyan{background:var(--crypto-cyan)}.btn.green{background:var(--money-green);color:#fff}
.btn.purple{background:var(--degen-purple);color:#fff}
.btn:disabled{opacity:.5;cursor:not-allowed}
.btn:focus-visible{outline:3px dashed var(--degen-purple);outline-offset:3px}
.center{text-align:center}
/* STAGE */
.stage{background:var(--ink);color:var(--newsprint);border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--panic-red);
padding:2.4rem 1.4rem;text-align:center;background-image:radial-gradient(circle at 50% 0%,rgba(255,212,0,.22),transparent 55%)}
.stage .joke{font-size:clamp(1.1rem,2.5vw,1.5rem);max-width:720px;margin:1.1rem auto;min-height:5.5rem;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500}
.stage .comic-name{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;color:var(--mad-yellow);font-size:1.25rem}
.laugh{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;color:var(--crypto-cyan);font-size:.82rem;min-height:1.4rem;margin-bottom:1.1rem}
/* SCRIPT / PLAY */
.playbill{background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:2rem;max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;
font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.9rem;line-height:1.8}
.playbill h3{text-align:center;color:var(--degen-purple);font-size:1.8rem;margin-bottom:.3rem}
.playbill .setting{text-align:center;font-style:italic;margin-bottom:1.2rem}
.playbill .line b{color:var(--panic-red);text-transform:uppercase}
.playbill .stage-dir{color:var(--crypto-cyan);font-style:italic}
/* DEBATE */
.debate{max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);
padding:1.5rem;min-height:260px;display:flex;flex-direction:column;gap:.85rem;max-height:460px;overflow-y:auto}
.bubble{max-width:84%;padding:.75rem 1rem;border:3px solid var(--ink);font-size:.9rem;line-height:1.5;animation:pop .3s cubic-bezier(.2,1.4,.4,1) both}
.bubble .who{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.62rem;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.12em;display:block;margin-bottom:.3rem}
.bubble.doom{align-self:flex-start;background:#fdeceb;border-radius:16px 16px 16px 2px}
.bubble.doom .who{color:var(--panic-red)}
.bubble.accel{align-self:flex-end;background:#e7f7fb;border-radius:16px 16px 2px 16px}
.bubble.accel .who{color:var(--crypto-cyan)}
.bubble.mod{align-self:center;background:var(--mad-yellow);font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.78rem;border-radius:4px}
@keyframes pop{from{transform:scale(.7);opacity:0}to{transform:scale(1);opacity:1}}
/* CLOCK */
.clock-wrap{text-align:center}
.clock-face{width:min(320px,82vw);height:min(320px,82vw);border-radius:50%;border:8px solid var(--ink);background:#fff;
box-shadow:var(--shadow);margin:0 auto 1.3rem;position:relative}
.clock-face .tickmark{position:absolute;left:50%;top:4px;width:4px;height:14px;background:var(--ink);transform-origin:50% calc(min(160px,41vw) - 8px)}
.hand{position:absolute;left:50%;bottom:50%;transform-origin:bottom center;border-radius:4px}
.hand.hour{width:8px;height:26%;background:var(--ink);transform:translateX(-50%) rotate(-14deg)}
.hand.minute{width:6px;height:38%;background:var(--ink);transform:translateX(-50%) rotate(-12deg)}
.hand.second{width:3px;height:44%;background:var(--panic-red);transition:transform .12s cubic-bezier(.4,2.3,.6,1)}
.clock-face .pin{position:absolute;left:50%;top:50%;width:20px;height:20px;background:var(--panic-red);border:3px solid var(--ink);border-radius:50%;transform:translate(-50%,-50%)}
.clock-face .noon{position:absolute;top:16px;left:50%;transform:translateX(-50%);font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.2rem;color:var(--panic-red)}
.clock-readout{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:2rem}
.clock-sub{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.85rem;margin-top:.3rem}
.doomlog{max-width:560px;margin:1.3rem auto 0;text-align:left;font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.8rem;
background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1rem;min-height:110px;max-height:160px;overflow-y:auto}
.doomlog div{padding:.15rem 0;border-bottom:1px dotted rgba(20,18,18,.25)}
.doomlog .plus{color:var(--money-green)}.doomlog .minus{color:var(--panic-red)}
/* LAB */
.lab{display:flex;gap:2rem;align-items:center;justify-content:center;flex-wrap:wrap}
.beaker{width:90px;height:120px;border:4px solid var(--ink);border-top:none;border-radius:0 0 26px 26px;position:relative;background:#fff;overflow:hidden}
.beaker::before{content:"";position:absolute;bottom:0;left:0;right:0;height:60%;background:var(--liq,var(--money-green));opacity:.85}
.beaker .bub{position:absolute;bottom:8%;width:10px;height:10px;border-radius:50%;background:rgba(255,255,255,.8);animation:bub 2.2s ease-in infinite}
@keyframes bub{0%{transform:translateY(0);opacity:.9}100%{transform:translateY(-70px);opacity:0}}
.beaker .lbl{position:absolute;bottom:-2rem;left:50%;transform:translateX(-50%);font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.6rem;white-space:nowrap;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em}
.experiments{max-width:640px;margin:3rem auto 0;font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.88rem;background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1.4rem;line-height:2}
.experiments .status{float:right;font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.62rem;padding:.15rem .5rem;border:2px solid var(--ink)}
.st-fail{background:var(--panic-red);color:#fff}.st-run{background:var(--mad-yellow)}.st-404{background:var(--crypto-cyan)}
/* VIDEO */
.video-player{max-width:720px;margin:0 auto;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--degen-purple);background:#000;position:relative}
.vscreen{aspect-ratio:16/9;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;overflow:hidden;position:relative;color:#fff;text-align:center}
.vscreen .scene{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:clamp(1.4rem,4vw,2.4rem);padding:1rem;line-height:1.2}
.vscreen .static{position:absolute;inset:0;background:repeating-linear-gradient(0deg,#111 0 2px,#333 2px 4px);opacity:0;animation:none}
.vscreen.playing .static.on{opacity:.9;animation:flick .12s steps(2) infinite}
@keyframes flick{to{background-position:0 4px}}
.vbar{display:flex;align-items:center;gap:.8rem;background:#181818;padding:.6rem .9rem;color:#fff;font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.75rem}
.vbar .vplay{background:var(--panic-red);color:#fff;border:2px solid #fff;font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1rem;padding:.2rem .8rem;cursor:pointer}
.vprog{flex:1;height:8px;background:#333;position:relative}
.vprog .fill{position:absolute;inset:0;right:100%;background:var(--panic-red)}
.rec{position:absolute;top:10px;left:12px;font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.7rem;color:#fff;letter-spacing:.15em}
.rec::before{content:"●";color:var(--panic-red);margin-right:.4rem;animation:blink 1s steps(2) infinite}
@keyframes blink{to{opacity:0}}
/* RUNWAY */
.runway{background:var(--ink);padding:3rem 1rem;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--degen-purple);position:relative;overflow:hidden}
.runway::before{content:"";position:absolute;left:50%;top:0;bottom:0;width:140px;transform:translateX(-50%);
background:linear-gradient(180deg,rgba(255,212,0,.25),rgba(255,212,0,.05))}
.model-card{background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1.3rem;text-align:center;position:relative;transition:transform .2s}
.model-card:hover{transform:translateY(-8px) rotate(-1deg)}
.model-card .face{font-size:3.6rem;display:inline-block;animation:strut 3s ease-in-out infinite}
@keyframes strut{0%,100%{transform:rotate(-4deg)}50%{transform:rotate(4deg)}}
.model-card h3{font-size:1.4rem;color:var(--degen-purple)}
.model-card .title{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.62rem;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.12em;color:var(--panic-red);margin:.2rem 0 .5rem}
.model-card .stats{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.75rem;text-align:left;margin-top:.7rem;border-top:2px dashed var(--ink);padding-top:.6rem;line-height:1.7}
.spark{position:absolute;font-size:1rem;animation:spark 1.8s linear infinite}
@keyframes spark{0%{opacity:0;transform:scale(.4)}50%{opacity:1;transform:scale(1.15)}100%{opacity:0;transform:scale(.4)}}
/* GAME: chart */
.game-wrap{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:1.5rem;align-items:start}
@media(max-width:820px){.game-wrap{grid-template-columns:1fr}}
.chart-box{background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1rem}
.chart-box canvas{width:100%;height:240px;display:block}
.game-stats{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.9rem;display:flex;justify-content:space-between;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:.5rem;margin-top:.7rem;padding-top:.7rem;border-top:2px dashed var(--ink)}
.game-msg{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.3rem;min-height:2.2rem;margin-top:.8rem;color:var(--panic-red)}
.controls{display:flex;gap:.8rem;flex-wrap:wrap;margin-top:1rem}
/* BATTLE */
.battle{max-width:820px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--crypto-cyan);padding:1.6rem}
.fighters{display:flex;justify-content:space-between;gap:1rem;flex-wrap:wrap}
.fighter{flex:1;min-width:230px;text-align:center}
.fighter .fname{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.5rem}
.fighter .femoji{font-size:3.4rem}
.hpbar{height:20px;border:3px solid var(--ink);background:#eee;margin-top:.5rem;position:relative;overflow:hidden}
.hpbar .hp{position:absolute;inset:0;background:var(--money-green);transition:width .4s cubic-bezier(.2,1.2,.4,1)}
.hpbar.ai .hp{background:var(--panic-red)}
.hplabel{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.78rem;margin-top:.25rem}
.battle-log{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.82rem;background:var(--newsprint);border:3px solid var(--ink);
padding:.9rem;margin:1.2rem 0;min-height:120px;max-height:180px;overflow-y:auto;line-height:1.7}
.moves{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(170px,1fr));gap:.7rem}
.moves .btn{font-size:.95rem;padding:.5rem .6rem}
.shake{animation:shake .4s}
@keyframes shake{0%,100%{transform:translateX(0)}25%{transform:translateX(-8px)}75%{transform:translateX(8px)}}
/* RANKINGS */
.board{max-width:860px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);overflow-x:auto}
table{width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;font-size:.88rem;min-width:600px}
th{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.65rem;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.12em;background:var(--ink);color:var(--mad-yellow);padding:.7rem .8rem;text-align:left}
td{padding:.65rem .8rem;border-bottom:2px dashed rgba(20,18,18,.2)}
td .rank{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.2rem}
tr{transition:background .3s}
tr.flash{background:#fff7cc}
.audit{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.58rem;padding:.2rem .45rem;border:2px solid var(--ink);text-transform:uppercase;white-space:nowrap}
/* NO CHART */
.nochart{max-width:720px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1.5rem;text-align:center}
.nochart .axes{height:240px;border-left:4px solid var(--ink);border-bottom:4px solid var(--ink);margin:1rem 2rem;position:relative;
display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center}
.nochart .axes .msg{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:clamp(1.4rem,4vw,2.4rem);color:var(--panic-red);transform:rotate(-4deg);padding:0 1rem}
/* ROCKET */
.moonpad{position:relative;height:300px;max-width:720px;margin:0 auto;background:linear-gradient(180deg,#0b1030 0%,#25204a 70%,#3a2a35 100%);
border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);overflow:hidden}
.moonpad .moon{position:absolute;top:16px;right:24px;font-size:2.6rem}
.moonpad .stars span{position:absolute;color:#fff;font-size:.7rem;animation:blink 2s steps(2) infinite}
.rocket{position:absolute;bottom:8px;left:50%;transform:translateX(-50%);font-size:2.6rem;transition:none}
.rocket.launch{animation:launch 2.2s cubic-bezier(.6,0,.9,.4) forwards}
@keyframes launch{0%{bottom:8px;transform:translateX(-50%) rotate(0)}55%{bottom:75%;transform:translateX(-50%) rotate(0)}
70%{bottom:78%;transform:translateX(-50%) rotate(30deg)}100%{bottom:-15%;transform:translateX(-50%) rotate(160deg)}}
.moon-msg{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;color:#fff;position:absolute;top:44%;left:0;right:0;text-align:center;font-size:1.5rem;text-shadow:2px 2px 0 var(--ink)}
/* FAQ */
details{background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);margin-bottom:1rem;max-width:760px;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto}
summary{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.25rem;padding:.9rem 1.2rem;cursor:pointer;list-style:none;position:relative}
summary::after{content:"+";position:absolute;right:1.1rem;font-size:1.5rem;color:var(--panic-red)}
details[open] summary::after{content:"–"}
details .a{padding:0 1.2rem 1.1rem;font-size:.92rem;line-height:1.55}
details .a .fineprint{margin-top:.5rem;color:var(--degen-purple)}
/* DISCORD */
.cord{max-width:720px;margin:0 auto;background:#2b2d31;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--degen-purple);color:#dbdee1;font-size:.85rem}
.cord .cord-head{background:#1e1f22;padding:.6rem 1rem;font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.7rem;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#fff}
.cord .msgs{padding:1rem;height:300px;overflow-y:auto;display:flex;flex-direction:column;gap:.55rem}
.cord .m{animation:pop .25s both;line-height:1.4}
.cord .m .u{font-weight:700;margin-right:.4rem}
.cord .m .t{opacity:.4;font-size:.7rem;margin-left:.4rem}
.cord .sysm{color:#949ba4;font-style:italic;font-size:.78rem}
/* utility */
.wp-box{background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:2rem;font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;
line-height:1.7;font-size:.92rem;min-height:170px;max-width:760px;margin:0 auto 1.3rem}
.wp-box .wp-title{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.6rem;color:var(--degen-purple);margin-bottom:.6rem}
.useful h3{color:var(--money-green);font-size:1.4rem}
.useful ul{list-style:none;margin-top:.6rem}
.useful li{padding:.4rem 0;border-bottom:1px dashed rgba(20,18,18,.3);font-size:.88rem;line-height:1.45}
.useful li b{color:var(--degen-purple)}
.flag{color:var(--panic-red);font-weight:700}
.wobble{display:inline-block;animation:wob 3s ease-in-out infinite}
@keyframes wob{0%,100%{transform:rotate(-2deg)}50%{transform:rotate(2deg)}}
.market .odds{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.9rem;color:var(--money-green)}
.market .bet-row{display:flex;gap:.7rem;margin-top:.9rem}
.market .bet-row .btn{font-size:.95rem;padding:.4rem .9rem;flex:1}
.market .result{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.78rem;min-height:2.2rem;margin-top:.7rem;color:var(--degen-purple)}
footer{background:var(--ink);color:var(--newsprint);text-align:center;padding:2.6rem 1.2rem;border-top:6px solid var(--mad-yellow)}
footer h2{font-size:1.8rem;color:var(--mad-yellow)}
footer .flinks{margin:.9rem 0;display:flex;gap:.9rem;justify-content:center;flex-wrap:wrap}
footer .flinks a{color:var(--crypto-cyan);font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.65rem;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;text-decoration:none}
footer .fineprint{opacity:.85;max-width:680px;margin:.8rem auto 0;line-height:1.8}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce){*,*::before,*::after{animation:none!important;transition:none!important}}

/* PIE */
.pie-wrap{display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(280px,420px) 1fr;gap:2rem;align-items:center;justify-content:center}
@media(max-width:820px){.pie-wrap{grid-template-columns:1fr}}
.pie-svg{width:100%;max-width:420px;margin:0 auto;display:block;overflow:visible}
.pie-svg path{stroke:var(--ink);stroke-width:3;cursor:pointer;transition:transform .25s;transform-origin:200px 200px}
.pie-svg path:hover{transform:scale(1.05)}
.pie-legend{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.88rem;line-height:2.1}
.pie-legend .sw{display:inline-block;width:14px;height:14px;border:2px solid var(--ink);margin-right:.5rem;vertical-align:-2px}
.pie-tip{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.25rem;min-height:2rem;color:var(--panic-red);text-align:center;margin-top:.8rem}
.vest{max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1.5rem}
.vest .vrow{margin-bottom:1rem}
.vest .vlabel{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.65rem;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;margin-bottom:.3rem;display:flex;justify-content:space-between}
.vest .vbar{height:18px;border:3px solid var(--ink);background:#eee;position:relative;overflow:hidden}
.vest .vfill{position:absolute;inset:0;right:100%;background:var(--degen-purple);animation:vfill 1.6s ease-out forwards}
@keyframes vfill{to{right:var(--left,0%)}}
/* MIND LAUNCH */
.mind{max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--degen-purple);padding:1.8rem;text-align:center}
.brainbtn{font-size:4.5rem;background:var(--mad-yellow);border:4px solid var(--ink);border-radius:50%;width:130px;height:130px;cursor:pointer;box-shadow:var(--shadow);transition:transform .1s;user-select:none;-webkit-user-select:none;touch-action:none}
.brainbtn:active{transform:scale(.93)}
.brainbtn.scanning{animation:brainpulse .6s ease-in-out infinite;background:var(--crypto-cyan)}
@keyframes brainpulse{0%,100%{transform:scale(1)}50%{transform:scale(1.08)}}
.eeg{width:100%;height:90px;display:block;margin:1.1rem 0;border:3px solid var(--ink);background:var(--ink)}
.mind-status{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.88rem;min-height:3.2rem;line-height:1.6}
.mind-result{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.5rem;min-height:2.2rem;color:var(--degen-purple)}
/* PRESS */
.paper{max-width:960px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:12px 12px 0 var(--ink);padding:2rem}
.paper .pmast{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:clamp(2.6rem,8vw,4.6rem);text-align:center;border-bottom:6px double var(--ink);padding-bottom:.5rem}
.paper .pmeta{display:flex;justify-content:space-between;font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.72rem;padding:.4rem 0;border-bottom:3px solid var(--ink);margin-bottom:1.4rem;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:.4rem}
.lead-story h3{font-size:clamp(1.8rem,4.5vw,2.8rem);line-height:1;color:var(--ink)}
.lead-story .dek{font-style:italic;margin:.5rem 0 .8rem;font-size:1rem}
.lead-story p{font-size:.92rem;line-height:1.6;column-gap:1.6rem}
@media(min-width:700px){.lead-story p{columns:2}}
.pgrid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(260px,1fr));gap:1.4rem;margin-top:1.6rem;border-top:3px solid var(--ink);padding-top:1.4rem}
.pstory h4{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.3rem;line-height:1;margin-bottom:.35rem}
.pstory .kicker{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.58rem;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.14em;color:var(--panic-red)}
.pstory p{font-size:.84rem;line-height:1.55;margin-top:.3rem}
.breaking{background:var(--panic-red);color:#fff;font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.7rem;letter-spacing:.1em;padding:.45rem .9rem;overflow:hidden;white-space:nowrap;border:3px solid var(--ink);max-width:960px;margin:0 auto 1rem}
.breaking .binner{display:inline-block;animation:scroll 30s linear infinite}
.hgen{max-width:760px;margin:2.2rem auto 0;text-align:center}
.hgen .hout{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:clamp(1.3rem,3.5vw,2rem);min-height:4.2rem;background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1rem 1.3rem;margin-bottom:1rem;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;line-height:1.1}
/* STUDIO */
.gm-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(150px,1fr));gap:.9rem;max-width:860px;margin:0 auto}
.gmbtn{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.1rem;padding:.9rem .5rem;background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);cursor:pointer;transition:transform .1s}
.gmbtn:hover{transform:translate(-2px,-2px);box-shadow:8px 8px 0 var(--ink)}
.gmbtn:active{transform:translate(3px,3px);box-shadow:1px 1px 0 var(--ink)}
.gmbtn .sub{display:block;font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.62rem;margin-top:.25rem;color:var(--degen-purple)}
.gm-now{text-align:center;font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:2rem;min-height:2.6rem;margin-top:1.2rem;color:var(--panic-red)}
.strip{max-width:860px;margin:0 auto 2.4rem;background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1.2rem}
.strip h3{color:var(--degen-purple);font-size:1.5rem;margin-bottom:.8rem;text-align:center}
.strip .panels{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(160px,1fr));gap:.8rem}
.cpanel{border:3px solid var(--ink);padding:.8rem;text-align:center;background:var(--newsprint);min-height:150px;display:flex;flex-direction:column;justify-content:center;transition:transform .15s;cursor:pointer}
.cpanel:hover{transform:rotate(-1.5deg) scale(1.03)}
.cpanel .art{font-size:2.6rem;line-height:1.1}
.cpanel .cap{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.72rem;margin-top:.5rem;line-height:1.4}
.cpanel .cap b{color:var(--panic-red)}
.meme-wrap{display:grid;grid-template-columns:minmax(280px,480px) 1fr;gap:1.8rem;align-items:start;justify-content:center}
@media(max-width:860px){.meme-wrap{grid-template-columns:1fr}}
#memeCanvas{width:100%;max-width:480px;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);display:block;background:#fff}
.meme-controls label{display:block;font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.62rem;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.12em;margin:.9rem 0 .3rem}
.meme-controls input[type=text],.meme-controls select{width:100%;padding:.55rem .7rem;border:3px solid var(--ink);font-family:'Space Grotesk',sans-serif;font-size:.95rem;background:#fff}
.tmpl-row{display:flex;gap:.5rem;flex-wrap:wrap;margin-top:.3rem}
.tmpl{font-size:1.6rem;padding:.4rem .6rem;border:3px solid var(--ink);background:#fff;cursor:pointer;box-shadow:3px 3px 0 var(--ink)}
.tmpl.sel{background:var(--mad-yellow)}
/* BOARD */
.gavel{font-size:3rem;display:inline-block;transform-origin:80% 80%}
.gavel.bang{animation:bang .5s cubic-bezier(.3,1.6,.5,1)}
@keyframes bang{0%{transform:rotate(0)}40%{transform:rotate(-55deg)}70%{transform:rotate(10deg)}100%{transform:rotate(0)}}
.motion-box{max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--crypto-cyan);padding:1.8rem;text-align:center}
.motion-text{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:clamp(1.3rem,3.4vw,1.9rem);min-height:4rem;display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center;line-height:1.15}
.votes{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.84rem;text-align:left;background:var(--newsprint);border:3px solid var(--ink);padding:1rem;margin-top:1.1rem;min-height:120px;max-height:190px;overflow-y:auto;line-height:1.8}
.verdict{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.6rem;min-height:2.2rem;margin-top:.8rem;color:var(--money-green)}
body.toga{animation:togatilt 1.4s ease-in-out infinite}
@keyframes togatilt{0%,100%{transform:rotate(-.4deg)}50%{transform:rotate(.4deg)}}
.confetti{position:fixed;top:-40px;font-size:1.5rem;z-index:999;animation:confall linear forwards;pointer-events:none}
@keyframes confall{to{transform:translateY(110vh) rotate(720deg)}}

/* QUOTE BAR */
.quotebar{background:var(--degen-purple);color:#fff;text-align:center;padding:1.1rem 1.2rem;border-top:4px solid var(--ink)}
.quotebar .q{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.92rem;max-width:820px;margin:0 auto;line-height:1.6;min-height:2.6rem;display:block}
.quotebar .qwho{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.6rem;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.14em;opacity:.8;display:block;margin-top:.35rem}
/* DEGEN MODE (konami) */
body.degen{animation:hueshift 4s linear infinite}
@keyframes hueshift{to{filter:hue-rotate(360deg)}}
.degen-banner{position:fixed;top:50%;left:50%;transform:translate(-50%,-50%) rotate(-4deg);z-index:1000;
background:var(--mad-yellow);border:5px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:12px 12px 0 var(--ink);padding:1.6rem 2.2rem;
font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:clamp(1.4rem,4vw,2.4rem);text-align:center;animation:pop .4s cubic-bezier(.2,1.6,.4,1) both}
.degen-banner .sub{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.8rem;display:block;margin-top:.5rem}
/* DECK */
.deck{max-width:860px;margin:0 auto}
.slide{background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:12px 12px 0 var(--degen-purple);padding:2.6rem 2rem;
min-height:380px;display:none;flex-direction:column;justify-content:center;text-align:center;position:relative}
.slide.on{display:flex;animation:pop .35s cubic-bezier(.2,1.4,.4,1) both}
.slide .sno{position:absolute;top:12px;right:16px;font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.7rem;opacity:.6}
.slide h3{font-size:clamp(1.8rem,5vw,3rem);color:var(--panic-red);margin-bottom:.9rem}
.slide .big{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:clamp(2.4rem,7vw,4.4rem);color:var(--degen-purple);line-height:1}
.slide p{max-width:600px;margin:.5rem auto;line-height:1.6;font-size:1rem}
.slide .fineprint{margin-top:1rem}
.slide ul{list-style:none;max-width:520px;margin:.6rem auto;text-align:left;font-size:.95rem;line-height:2}
.slide ul li::before{content:"→ ";color:var(--panic-red);font-weight:700}
.deck-nav{display:flex;justify-content:center;gap:1rem;margin-top:1.4rem;align-items:center}
.deck-nav .counter{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.85rem}
.matrix2{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:4px;max-width:420px;margin:1rem auto;border:3px solid var(--ink)}
.matrix2 div{background:var(--newsprint);padding:1.1rem .5rem;font-size:.8rem;border:1px solid var(--ink)}
.matrix2 .us{background:var(--mad-yellow);font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.1rem}
.upchart{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:5rem;color:var(--money-green);line-height:1}
/* STOCKS */
.stock-row{display:flex;align-items:flex-start;gap:1rem;background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);
padding:1.2rem;margin-bottom:1.2rem;max-width:860px;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto;flex-wrap:wrap}
.stock-row .tick{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.9rem;min-width:110px;color:var(--degen-purple)}
.stock-row .tick .pr{display:block;font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.72rem;color:var(--money-green)}
.stock-row .blurb{flex:1;min-width:240px;font-size:.92rem;line-height:1.55}
.stock-row .rating{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.6rem;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;
padding:.3rem .55rem;border:2px solid var(--ink);background:var(--mad-yellow);white-space:nowrap}
/* GAUGE */
.gauge-wrap{max-width:520px;margin:0 auto;text-align:center;background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--crypto-cyan);padding:1.8rem}
.gauge{position:relative;width:min(300px,80vw);height:min(160px,42vw);margin:0 auto;overflow:hidden}
.gauge .arc{width:100%;height:200%;border-radius:50%;border:22px solid var(--ink);border-bottom-color:transparent;border-left-color:var(--money-green);border-top-color:var(--mad-yellow);border-right-color:var(--panic-red);box-sizing:border-box;transform:rotate(45deg)}
.gauge .needle{position:absolute;left:50%;bottom:0;width:6px;height:82%;background:var(--ink);transform-origin:bottom center;transform:translateX(-50%) rotate(-85deg);transition:transform 1.6s cubic-bezier(.3,1.6,.4,1);border-radius:4px}
.gauge-lbl{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.5rem;min-height:2.2rem;margin-top:.9rem;color:var(--panic-red)}
/* IMPLANT */
.implant{max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--panic-red);padding:1.8rem;text-align:center}
.chipbar{height:22px;border:3px solid var(--ink);background:#eee;margin:1rem auto;max-width:420px;position:relative;overflow:hidden}
.chipbar .cfill{position:absolute;inset:0;right:100%;background:var(--crypto-cyan)}
.implant-status{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.86rem;min-height:3.4rem;line-height:1.6}
/* ORACLE */
.sign-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(140px,1fr));gap:.8rem;max-width:860px;margin:0 auto 1.6rem}
.signbtn{background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:.8rem .4rem;cursor:pointer;text-align:center;transition:transform .1s;font-family:'Space Grotesk',sans-serif}
.signbtn:hover{transform:translate(-2px,-2px)}
.signbtn.sel{background:var(--mad-yellow)}
.signbtn .semoji{font-size:1.9rem;display:block}
.signbtn .sname{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.05rem;display:block;margin-top:.2rem}
.signbtn .sdates{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.6rem;display:block;color:var(--degen-purple)}
.fortune{max-width:720px;margin:1.4rem auto 0;background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--mad-yellow);
padding:1.8rem;font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.95rem;line-height:1.9;min-height:150px}
.fortune .ftitle{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.6rem;color:var(--degen-purple);margin-bottom:.5rem}
.movies{max-width:860px;margin:0 auto}
.movie{display:flex;gap:1rem;align-items:flex-start;background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1rem 1.2rem;margin-bottom:1rem;flex-wrap:wrap}
.movie .memoji{font-size:2.2rem}
.movie .minfo{flex:1;min-width:240px}
.movie .minfo h4{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.25rem;color:var(--panic-red)}
.movie .minfo p{font-size:.86rem;line-height:1.5;margin-top:.2rem}
.movie .mrate{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.58rem;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;padding:.28rem .5rem;border:2px solid var(--ink);background:var(--crypto-cyan);white-space:nowrap}

/* MICE */
.mouse-svg{width:150px;height:120px;display:block;margin:0 auto}
.mouse-svg .tail{transform-origin:18px 92px;animation:tailwag 2.2s ease-in-out infinite}
@keyframes tailwag{0%,100%{transform:rotate(0)}50%{transform:rotate(14deg)}}
.mouse-svg .eyeball{animation:blink 4.5s infinite}
@keyframes blink{0%,94%,100%{transform:scaleY(1)}96%{transform:scaleY(.08)}}
.mouse-card{background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1.4rem;text-align:center;position:relative;transition:transform .18s;cursor:pointer}
.mouse-card:hover{transform:translateY(-8px) rotate(-1deg)}
.mouse-card:hover .mouse-svg{animation:hop .5s ease}
@keyframes hop{0%,100%{transform:translateY(0)}50%{transform:translateY(-10px)}}
.mouse-card h3{font-size:1.45rem;color:var(--degen-purple);margin-top:.4rem}
.mouse-card .squeakbub{position:absolute;top:-14px;left:50%;transform:translateX(-50%);background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);
border-radius:14px;padding:.35rem .7rem;font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.72rem;white-space:nowrap;opacity:0;transition:opacity .2s;pointer-events:none;box-shadow:3px 3px 0 var(--ink);z-index:5}
.mouse-card .squeakbub.show{opacity:1}
.mouse-mini{position:fixed;bottom:-6px;right:14px;width:84px;z-index:40;cursor:pointer;transition:transform .2s;filter:drop-shadow(2px 3px 0 rgba(20,18,18,.35))}
.mouse-mini:hover{transform:translateY(-6px)}
@media(max-width:700px){.mouse-mini{width:64px}}
/* TOKEN PAGE */
.ca-box{max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;background:var(--ink);color:var(--mad-yellow);border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--money-green);padding:1.6rem;text-align:center}
.ca-box .ca-label{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.7rem;letter-spacing:.18em;color:#fff}
.ca-box .ca-val{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:clamp(.75rem,2.4vw,1rem);word-break:break-all;margin:.7rem 0;color:var(--crypto-cyan)}
.linkgrid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(160px,1fr));gap:.9rem;max-width:760px;margin:0 auto}
.linkbtn{display:block;text-align:center;text-decoration:none;font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.2rem;color:var(--ink);
background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1rem .6rem;transition:transform .1s}
.linkbtn:hover{transform:translate(-2px,-2px);box-shadow:8px 8px 0 var(--ink)}
.linkbtn .lsub{display:block;font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.62rem;margin-top:.25rem;color:var(--degen-purple)}
.linkbtn.soon{opacity:.55;cursor:not-allowed;filter:grayscale(.6)}
.steps{max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;counter-reset:step}
.step{background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1.2rem 1.2rem 1.2rem 4.4rem;margin-bottom:1rem;position:relative;counter-increment:step}
.step::before{content:counter(step);position:absolute;left:1rem;top:50%;transform:translateY(-50%);font-family:'Bangers',cursive;
font-size:2rem;width:2.4rem;height:2.4rem;background:var(--mad-yellow);border:3px solid var(--ink);display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:center}
.step h4{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.2rem;color:var(--panic-red)}
.step p{font-size:.9rem;line-height:1.55;margin-top:.25rem}
.manifesto{max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--panic-red);padding:2rem;font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.92rem;line-height:2}
.manifesto h3{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.8rem;color:var(--panic-red);text-align:center;margin-bottom:1rem}
.manifesto li{list-style:none;padding-left:1.6rem;position:relative}
.manifesto li::before{content:"✓";position:absolute;left:0;color:var(--money-green);font-weight:700}
/* SHARE */
.share-row{display:flex;gap:.8rem;justify-content:center;flex-wrap:wrap;margin-top:1rem}
.share-card{background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:var(--shadow);padding:1.2rem;max-width:760px;margin:0 auto 1rem}
.share-card .stext{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.88rem;line-height:1.6;margin-bottom:.8rem}
.footsocial{display:flex;gap:.8rem;justify-content:center;flex-wrap:wrap;margin:1rem 0 .4rem}
.footsocial a,.footsocial button{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1rem;background:var(--mad-yellow);color:var(--ink);
border:3px solid var(--newsprint);padding:.4rem 1rem;text-decoration:none;cursor:pointer}
.footsocial a:hover,.footsocial button:hover{background:var(--crypto-cyan)}
/* START HERE + DAILY */
.starthere{background:var(--mad-yellow);border-top:6px solid var(--ink);border-bottom:6px solid var(--ink);padding:3rem 1.2rem}
.starthere .inner{max-width:1150px;margin:0 auto}
.daily{max-width:760px;margin:0 auto;background:#fff;border:4px solid var(--ink);box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--mad-yellow);padding:1.6rem;text-align:center}
.daily .dlabel{font-family:'Archivo Black',sans-serif;font-size:.65rem;letter-spacing:.16em;color:var(--panic-red);text-transform:uppercase}
.daily .djoke{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:clamp(1.15rem,3vw,1.6rem);margin:.7rem 0;line-height:1.2}
.daily .dexp{font-family:'Special Elite',monospace;font-size:.8rem;color:var(--degen-purple)}
.copied-toast{position:fixed;bottom:24px;left:50%;transform:translateX(-50%);background:var(--ink);color:var(--mad-yellow);
font-family:'Bangers',cursive;padding:.6rem 1.4rem;border:3px solid var(--mad-yellow);z-index:1001;animation:pop .3s both}

/* BLOG FEED */
.blog-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(260px,1fr));gap:1.4rem;max-width:1100px;margin:0 auto}
.blog-card{display:block;text-decoration:none;color:var(--ink);background:#fff;border:3px solid var(--ink);
box-shadow:var(--shadow);transition:transform .15s;overflow:hidden}
.blog-card:hover{transform:translate(-3px,-3px) rotate(-.5deg);box-shadow:9px 9px 0 var(--ink)}
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/* ============================================================
   SINGLE POST + ARCHIVE — makes WordPress look like the site
   ============================================================ */
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.article-body h3{font-family:'Bangers',cursive;font-size:1.45rem;color:var(--degen-purple);margin:1.5rem 0 .5rem}
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.article-body li{margin-bottom:.5rem;line-height:1.65}
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.aligncenter{display:block;margin:1rem auto}
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.backblog{text-align:center;margin:2.6rem auto 0}