Fully Decentralized DAO Revealed To Be One Guy Named Kevin
July 20, 2026
An investigation into the protocol's 40,000 governance wallets found they were operated by a single individual, his laptop, and a spreadsheet named…
Local Man’s AI Trading Bot Achieves 100% Win Rate Against Him Specifically
July 18, 2026
The algorithm has never lost a trade to its creator, a statistic he describes as 'impressive' while quietly liquidating his position.
Blockchain Startup Solves Problem Already Solved By A Spreadsheet In 1979
July 16, 2026
After raising $80 million, the protocol has successfully replicated the functionality of a shared document, at 400 times the cost and with…
Crypto Dev Rebrands Rug Pull As ‘Surprise Liquidity Graduation Ceremony’
July 8, 2026
After removing every dollar from his project's treasury, one developer insists the community has simply graduated. Caps and gowns were not provided.