Hockey Is an Asset Class Now?! The Lab Rats Are Still Betting on Cheese
Hockey as an Asset Class?? Cheese Is Still the Winner Scene 1 â Breaking News: Hockey Enters the Portfolio Narrator: Wall Street…
NVIDIA Wants to Make Compute an Asset Class. The Lab Rats Are Tokenizing Cheese.
NVIDIA Wants to Make Compute an Asset Class. The Lab Rats Are Tokenizing Cheese. COMPUTE IS AN ASSET CLASS?! AI Labs immediately…
AI Labs Coin Acquires Awful Deals in What Experts Are Calling âAn Awful Dealâ
AI Labs Coin Acquires Awful Deals in What Experts Are Calling âAn Awful Dealâ The Lab Rats enter the mergers-and-acquisitions business. Shareholders…
The Rat Of Blockchain: âSell Me This Meme Coinâ
From a basement to the most motivational speaker in decentralized finance, one Lab Rat's five-step method for turning confusion into conviction.
The Rug-Pull Olympics: Faster, Higher, More Decentralized
The world's finest anonymous developers gathered to compete in the Liquidity Sprint, Synchronized Wallet Dumping, and the ever-popular âWe Were Hackedâ Freestyle.
Prediction Market On Whether Prediction Markets Work Resolves ‘Ambiguous’
After six months of trading, the market closed at exactly 50/50 and both sides lost, a result the platform describes as 'perfectly…
Fully Decentralized DAO Revealed To Be One Guy Named Kevin
An investigation into the protocol's 40,000 governance wallets found they were operated by a single individual, his laptop, and a spreadsheet named…
Local Man’s AI Trading Bot Achieves 100% Win Rate Against Him Specifically
The algorithm has never lost a trade to its creator, a statistic he describes as 'impressive' while quietly liquidating his position.
Blockchain Startup Solves Problem Already Solved By A Spreadsheet In 1979
After raising $80 million, the protocol has successfully replicated the functionality of a shared document, at 400 times the cost and with…
Crypto Dev Rebrands Rug Pull As ‘Surprise Liquidity Graduation Ceremony’
After removing every dollar from his project's treasury, one developer insists the community has simply graduated. Caps and gowns were not provided.